Then it usually fades to black and leaves to rest to our imagination. From the classics in black and white, to the more computer enhanced movies nowadays, there tends to be a scene where the female lead is placed on top of the washing machine while the guy is in front of her with malicious intent. While on the couch watching TV, it would vibrate because of a message received – that would trigger me into using it most of the time, even if it means just placing it above the clit and leaving it there while i fantasize about whoever it is i see on TV.Īnother widely spread idea consists of using the traditional washing machine to maximize pleasure during a sexual encounter and this idea has spread predominantly because of the various movies this particular action is shown. But even considering the risk, i cannot help it and occasionally use it. I would be so embarrassed about it if I had to go to the hospital because of it. I have also experienced placing the whole plastic bag with the phone inside me: The most important thing was making sure i was holding at least a corner of the bag tightly between my fingers I wouldn’t want to lose it in there. Using it as a vibrating bullet and having it placed just over the clit and moving it around slowly works pretty well to arouse yourself before any other self-played games. Hygiene was an issue considering that I place my phone everywhere – so among the usual disposable plastic bags i have found that the most effective ones are the small resalable freezer plastic bags.īy placing the cellphone inside the plastic bag, and have it vibrate from the settings or downloading especially created apps that make it vibrate non-stop, the amount of ways you can do is almost unlimited. Like a black widow.Ĭonsidering that people nowadays use their cellphones for anything: from the traditional calling and texting, to taking pictures and playing games, I considered using mine to masturbate. It sounds gross – so i basically destroy it afterwards and throw it away. So far i have never re-used those veggies in any dishes afterwards. LPT: Of course, buying raw, hard vegetables will make people doubt your intentions with them, so think about mixing one or two immatures among the bunch of ripe ones. You want to choose the one which is perfectly hard. Definitely you do not want to masturbate with an eggplant that is so ripe it literally gets soft when you touch it. One thing to keep in mind when choosing the vegetable which is destined to make you cum is its freshness just like when choosing the one to eat. It gets gradually more intense as it slides inside, but after a few seconds it will eventually warm up because of the heat coming from within the crotch. It’s that cold feeling that makes me short of breath and prevents me from exhaling. To make things quick and to avoid bringing vegetables out of the kitchen and maybe stain the bed or couches, masturbating on the kitchen floor with a cucumber is perfect – also because it is still pretty cold when freshly taken out of the fridge. Just to cite a few that come to mind instantly: cucumbers, eggplants, and zucchini – they all have the right shape, but are usually ignored in a sexual field if not as a pun which has become very widespread. While there are thousands of jokes out there about women masturbating with various vegetables, i’m pretty sure not many have actually tried using one instead of the traditional rubber dick.
Youll be suprised on what you could do with your everyday stuff